Why we love Elins~

        I realized I haven't posted anything for a while, and since you'll be in my "very responsible slayer-chan hands" for a while, I'll kick it off with a chill post~
       A lot of people on TERA have elins as characters, some are real life females...some are actually males XD hey Vero.
      So why do people like elins so much?
      Just look at how cute their faces aaare

 

      Shh, I like mine looking rather badass ok?But mainly: big eyes, animal ears, eeeeey eeeey? Come on, they're cute.

      They're so small and with animal features and squeaky voices~

      Here I caught my ninja with her eyes closed aww XD

      Ok maybe people like them cause some of them are into anime and stuff and like lolis///slapped

      In the end I wanna share the best screenshot I could get out of one of my elins~

     

       It took me a lot of failed tries to get the timing right...ESPECIALLY CAUSE OF THE LAG BACK THEEEN

     And so I end my elin tribute. See ya in whatever further posts I make around here in the name of Scisoo XD

                                          

                                                                             Ru Slayer-chan~

Instance matching I'd rather have not had

Okay so, it was this regular day and I decided 'No more alliance, I'll do a Kallivan's Challenge instead!'. And many of you probably know this, but instance matching is cross-server bullshit. Which means that I, a Veritas player can be paired up with, say, a party from Kaidun (DE PVE server).

Seli and Vero were nice enough to join me, so there're the three of us, healer, sorcerer and ninja paired up with a FRENCH brawler and ninja. And well, I thought it was all fine and dandy...

Then the world caught on fire...

I'll start with the brawler. They weren't the best player but they knew the dungeon, more or less. They weren't the best tank I'd seen but definitely far from the worst. All I had to do was to concentrate on healing them, they knew about Kallivan's lightning attack, about the water bullshit, all good, right?

Then there was this ninja. Lillisomethingsomething, I won't be seeing them again. This was BY FAR, THE WORST NINJA I've seen. 

They had no idea which side to be on, always went with melee attacks and never fucking dodged. Instead of concentrating on the poor brawler (who, if I may, didn't have the dreadnaught equipment, which this little french loli did), I had to split my attention to the retard who couldn't play, but still ran ahead as the lead. 

First boss was fine, they died once, and I couldn't find a window in which to revive them so they probably thought I was ignoring them. Because they were fussy to be revived and killed again they drew my attention and I, being stupid, actually went to revive them.

And the whole party's health dropped while I did that...

Kalivan. I asked them nicely. DO YOU KNOW ABOUT KALLIVAN'S ATTACKS? The brawler did, they talked about the lightning. The ninja could only say 'go'. *facepalm*

And guess who died 3 times? THE WORST NINJA! \^o^/

Leaving aside the previously mentioned complaints, this ninja, despite having dreadnaught, had no idea to KEEP OUT OF THE WATER. And then, when revived, with the brawler and Vero and Seli around 2/5 of health, they wouldn't go in and would stay there, waiting to be nursed to full health...

I'm sorry, I thought I was a healer, not your personal wet nurse. GET YOURSELF ANOTHER ONE!

Finally, we made it through, and guess who just wouldn't leave the party....

Oh, you know?

FFS, this is one of the reasons I'm not really into dungeons. :( I get stressed trying to keep everyone up and running, throwing enchantments here and there, and then this ASSHOLE who thinks they double as a tank (when they can't even be bothered to keep themselves alive) shows up and demands my attention. Well, I have a not so pleasant middle finger for your kind of people.

Just to clear it up, this wasn't about that person's lag. They worked just fine. MAKING ME MAD ENOUGH TO WANT TO THROTTLE THEM MYSELF! *boom*

*sigh* I feel better now.

Still pissed,

Resident Astaroth, Scisoo

General updates post

General updates

1. You're in Ru's hands for 2 weeks.

2. We may or may not have to switch to another blog-type site.

3. Let's help Seli out and donate 10G every now and then!
Thank you for your kind donations!

1. You're all Ru's now.

No, I'm not giving you up, it's just that I'm going on vacation for 2 weeks in Paris. Yes I know, I'm keeping my fingers crossed. I do have net, but I don't have Tera. At best, I can check up on you here or on the chat. (WE HAVE A CHAAAT? YEAAAAH! EXCEPT THIS SHITTY BLOGGER DOESN'T WORK! See 2. for more of this.) So behave yourself my lovelies. And miss me as much as I'll miss you. ;.;

2. Should we move to something like Wattpad?

Shit if I know. Blogger is okayish, but thing is.... somewhere in it's HTML, it's broken and it's not taking chat apps nor videos. Which is... you know... nicely said frustrating. 

I went to Seli's house and blogger didn't work any better for her than it does for me. I didn't want to do this, but I'll just post your chat link here: http://solomonsdemons.chatango.com/ I really wanted for it to be on the page and you guys discovering it, but... TT.TT 

Similarly, when talking with Seli she said 'make a Youtube page for the videos'. And I want to, but at the same time, I also want them to be properly displayed on the blog and I haven't played with Youtube links yet. xD so here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ97crvBpzg

It doesn't work does it...? orz

3. Everyone that has donated and who plans on doing it, thank you all~

Okay. I know this isn't some kind of newspaper you pay your subscription to, but we're having events and we want to do them properly- which means more people and material rewards. So you dear viewer, who kindly put in some hundred gold or so, thank you for helping us continue the events. We'll try keeping them once a week, and increasing them? Maybe? I think most of you know, but Seli, Ru and I are in the last year of high school and we have this exam that sums up the 12 years of school (+university entrance exam, WHAAAAAT? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU STUPID HOME COUNTRY NOT MAKING US PROUD!). But this story dabs into the plans for next year, which, I believe, deserves another post of its own.

Thanks for reading this post! We're still working on the mentioned problems (videos and chat), so I have no idea when they'll be mended. Stay sexy friends~

Love you all,

Resident Astaroth, Scisoo

LANDSCAPE EVENT PIC

Sorry, this was a series of unfortunate events. First I went for a haircut, then my computer froze, Then random sharp pain I have no idea where it came from. Then more computer freezing. Here you go:

As a side note, 5CET was the original time so, I'm still spot on? xD

Good luck!

Love you all and I'm sorry,

Resident Astaroth, Scisoo

UPDATE: VERO WON. CONGRATULATIONS!

Sunday's guild dungeon event

About Sunday

Hi guys~ No you're seeing wrong. This was posted on 25th, what're you on about? Pfft you need glasses!

Due to particular reasons, I was not able to make a resume for y'all who could've came to the teamspeak dungeon event. :T

Throughout our awkwardness (Come on, it kinda is, y'know? This isn't a meet and greet.), we managed to do Kalivan's Challenge. The people that came up and forward to the challenge were myself, Vero, Morg and our beloved Seli. Later on Ru came by, but she couldn't join the teamspeak.

Conclusions drawn for the experience: next time we're doing Skype. At least then, everyone'll be clear and the lag'll be worse, but I think it'll be worth it. xD (Seli's statement: "I don't like teamspeak")

Also, is everyone experiencing lag? Because I sure was. My own statement: I expected lag, but what I didn't expect was to be the only one swearing, making me a dirty sea dog among fair maidens. xD I mean not really, it wasn't that much, but I really was the only one muttering 'shit, fuck, you bitch' more or less.

Well I did say I'm a second grade priest. xD

Later in the evening Kou (previously known as Alli or Lells' son) also came by and we had a nice evening, with him, Vero and Morg fighting in the alliance and me listening intently to them. YES I'M A STALKER WHO ENJOYS LISTENING TO PEOPLE!

Hopefully, we can make this a weekly thing. Or otherwisely, people can come by and ask if there's a conversation going on somewhere. It's very pleasant, really xD

Kay guys. This is non-resume of the events of Sunday. I'll let Ru post the event of Friday, and after that you're on her hands for a while. I'll give you a post about my vacation Friday or Sunday!

See ya lovelies~

Love you all,

Resident Astaroth, Scisoo

LANDSCAPE EVENT

Knowing your map Event

  

Knowing Arun and Shara inside out, like the back of your hand, has never paid out quite the way you would've liked it?

Thankfully, we have an event such as the Landscape Event. This week we will post a picture. If you recognize it, send a private message to Selextia with its name. Your prize is:

The special prize for our fastest, most accurate result is 500G.

Due to special circumstances, it will be the only prize offered.

We will try posting them Friday, 4 CET. We won't be taking the picture down, but do keep in mind you have a whole day to tell us where the picture's location is. Speed is key!

P.S.: THANK YOU MORG FOR THE IDEA! xD which is awesome btw

Your bloggers, 

Scisoo&Ru

Videos anyone?+ Important news

About posting videos on blog and more

(SUPER IMPORTANT! DON'T JUMP THIS POST!)

Hi my lovelies, I was talking with Ru about posting vids. What vids, you may ask?

Well a long time ago, when we still owned recording and editing programs, Ru would enjoy making meme-like videos. So I was thinking... why not make more? And/or post the ones she made? (Leaving aside that, much like the chat, THE GODDAMN VIDEO AIN'T WORKING)

Of course it'll be with people you don't know for the old ones (all our characters, main and alts, available and deleted). Maybe you'd like to leave me a PM if you're thinking about ideas or maybe something you'd want to see?

Good example: 

Hey Sci! I saw your post, I was wondering if you could document the skycastle with some voiced commentary? Thanks and looking forward to it!

Bad example: 

make a meme if you can. bitch.

Joking, doubt you could make something remotely similar to the bad example. 

Also, please look up to the fact that TERA WILL HAVE SERVER MERGE at the END OF SUMMER. Please make it a point of recruiting people, doing the alliance daily quests as much as you can, doing the guild quests and dungeons to rope in people, fame, and reputation. Keeping our skycastle is going to be our top priority, seeing the new rivals we will have. Having several, hard-working, active players will no longer do the trick. :/

Here's the important extract of the news:

• 1 INT PVP server (Killian + Icaruna)
• 1 EN PVE server (Fraya + Veritas + Arcadia + Zenobia)
• 1 DE PVE server (Kaidun + Hasmina)
• 1 FR PVE server (Akasha + Elinu)
• 
  

Here's the link:

 http://en.tera.gameforge.com/news/detail/tera-eu-server-merge

If you, much like me, own characters on about every server, my panic at losing them may very well be reflected in you. (I have 6 characters on Veritas ALONE) But, as the post says, a FAQ will be offered ahead of the schedule. I'd propose heavily protesting the server merge if it means having to give up our characters.

Please give me your opinions on this. It's important news on both sides, and a talk about them would be really appreciated.

Love you all,

Resident Astaroth, Scisoo

Weekend exclusive event

DUNGEON EVENT

Okay I was present for the decision making of this, and if I may... THIS TOOK WAY TOO LONG!

Sunday, 12AM CET (lunch time, for goofies like me), we'll be having a dungeon event. No, not a raid event, we're still a bit small for that-

Think of this as a get-together to know everyone's play style, in hopeful preparation for a RAID or GVG. *drools*

Seli was nice enough to give me a heads up for everyone's wish of chatting over Teamspeak. Nervous? I am too. Don't worry though, we're all friends here... right? At least... as far as I know... no one bit me yet. O.o

Also, troops! Come with the class YOU FEEL MOST COMFORTABLE WITH. It's about having fun, not filling in gaps, kay~?

I'm still waiting on that guild pic though. Maybe, hopefully, Sunday we'll get around to making it?

See ya tomorrow and at the event~

Love y'all,

Resident Astaroth, Scisoo

Joke event results

WHAT YOU MISSED OUT ON THE JOKE EVENT:

-AWESOME JOKES
-TONNA MONEY AND STUFF
-EVERYONE GETTING FRIENDLY


Jokes aside (ba-dump tzzs), it is sad not all could participate. However those present- Selextia, myself, Exothermic, Lady Veronica, Lells and Morguldrumfay- broke the ice with jokes as smooth as ice on a hot, hot summer day! Here's the Jokelog:

scisoo: I like my men like I like my sink
scisoo: Selextia: I don't get it
Selextia: X"D
scisoo: exactly

Exothermic: A man walks into a bar... ouch

Lady_Veronica: why does black ppl have bigger deecks than white ppl?
Lady_Veronica: cause as kids white ppl had toys to play with!!

Lells: now the difference between a porsche and a girl?
Lells: the porsche you don't lend out to your friends

(small talk about sexism and fairness in judges ensues)

Morguldrumfay: what to do when your tv starts to levitate in dark room while you looking at it?
Morguldrumfay: turn on the lights and shoot that nigga!

As Selextia was going over her points sheet (or fighting lag, we shan't know), some of us continued cracking jokes:

Lells: whats white and slimy lying in a ditch
Lells: a nigga someone beat the crap out of!

Exothermic: my boss told me to have a good day... so i went home! ^_^

In the end, Morgul won by 12 points, followed by a tie between Vero and Exo of 7 points, with the last winner with 2 points being... *drumroll* THE FABULOUS ME!

Joking, I have no idea why I got those points. XD

The winners could hardly hold still in their excitement, much to the amusement of myself and the despair of the guildmaster who was trying her best to give them their rewards. The event ended quickly due to the Exarch calling everyone to war with the Iron Order, and following up with the Free Traders Collective. Sadly there was little time to take a picture to commemorate, so you'll have to do with a picture of myself. (psst, you're welcome, I know about y'all and the maids stuff =^= I have my eyes on you)

We hope to see you next week for the event Inieru has proposed! As a tip, maybe you should check your maps~ Stay sexy friends!

Love you all,

Resident Astaroth, Scisoo

Astaroth Scisso

Your resident Astaroth, Scisoo's, self introduction

Heya~ I am Scisoo, your resident Astaroth and priest. I'm also known as Ali or Mid, any name will do; I've been playing since about when Tera came out in 2013? Is that right?

Funny story is, I started as a Castanic Lancer on the NA server. Then, I asked Ru Slayer-chan if perhaps she may want to join me in playing this 'amazing game I've found'. And she somehow wondered on the Eu server... '-'

Long story short I had to reinstall Tera and we played on and off, made plenty of jokes and memories, and our mains turned 65 very slowly. (In my case, Caellum the Archer never did really reach 65...)

Why Archer after Lancer? Well... I HOPED that the Archer would be easier to play than the Lancer, and it seemed more reasonable to let Ru tank as I attacked from behind. Needless to say, it is not an easy class in my humble, 2nd rate player opinion. (_ _)

Then I somehow roped in Selextia and Shalulia. I thought to myself that being a priest would help them into choosing whatever class they want. And here I am~! 

When I took up priesthood. By that point, it was October 2015? So Island of Dawn was still the starting point.

This was around level 40, I believe. I really liked that outfit.

I had problems with my laptop so since around March this year I couldn't play anymore without the laptop overheating or dying due to the battery. Thankfully I got it back a few days ago, so I'm ready to come back and challenge Tera again! See you at the guild event (hopefully)!

Love you all,

Resident Astaroth, Scisoo

Get your joke pants on for the upcoming Joke Event!~

            Slayer-chan is back with an announcement \(OwO)/ !
            Sunday, at 8 pm CET, the Solomon's Demons' Skycastle will become the guild's stand-up comedy set-up! X'D Well, sort of~
            Basically each contestant has only ONE chance to make the public laugh with their epic humor. Pro tip: don't waste your chance with puns X''D, unfortunately not everyone likes them or gets them *sad violin song* .
           Since it's a competition, it has prizes DUH
           1. First prize: 300g
           2. Second prize: 250g
           3. Third prize: 200g
            Food buffs, alkahest and maybe even niveots, you have nothing to lose in participating~!
           The judges are...everyone?XD I guess
           

           As this is the first event of the guild, dear Seli is sponsoring it~ But in order to keep the future events going, some prize donators will be greatly appreciated. 
          That's all for now, see ya later, or at the event! (OwO)/

                                                                                                                                    Ru Slayer-chan.

Slayer-chan self introduction :D

    Hello...people! X'D I'm not good with introductions, I'll just jump right into it hehe.
    I'm known as Ru/Rucchii and I've been playing TERA since 2013? It took me 2 years to get my main, which you guessed right, is a slayer, to 65. I had a hard time keeping on playing with my old laptop.
    I chose castanic slayer cause 1. I like horns X'D, 2. their clothes look cool, 3. I like swords, big swords, swoooords.
    Also, I can say that *insert old guy meme* back in my day Island of Dawn was a place for levels 1-10 and BAMs and mobs didn't have red circles going on for their attacks X'D.
    Well anyway, I hope I'll be more active now that I fixed my game and it works well.
    Take some pics of my character X'D

    Look at n00b me, starting out, looking god knows where, not knowing how to hide the UI 
    #datchastitybelttho

    And here I am, level 65 with my Dreadnaught armor...barely pfft, haven't been around for a long time. BACK IN MY DAY DREADNAUGHT WASN'T GIVEN FROM A STORY QUEST///slapped
    I just love looking away from the camera both here and IRL X'D

    Well, I'm done with my self introduction, hope I did it right~
                                                      See ya in the next posts! :3



                                                                                                                  Ru Slayer-chan.

First post :D

Welcome to our brand new, shiny tiny blog page~!

As stated in the description, we plan to use this to post things such as events coming up, or stories of instance matching we'd rather have not had, to talks worth sharing. Of course, everyone can post something if they so wish to- but we'd appreciate some kind of constant posts. Which we'll try our best to fulfill for now~.

This is just our first post, nothing serious (not that I think anything ever will be particularly serious ^.~/). So for now, stay tuned for the next post. Our beloved guild master Selextia says she has a Joke Event planned for next week, and we hope to get some more insight on that~

Stay sexy friends~ 

Love you all,

Resident Astaroth, Scisoo